A soft, garment-dyed tee with a dry, witty slogan across the chest that reads like a private joke. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut sit like a familiar companion: comfortable on long errands, loud enough to spark a laugh at a café, and subtle enough to layer under a jacket. The slightly faded, lived-in color and sewn-in label give it an authentic, worn-in feel from the first wear. It’s a relaxed wardrobe staple for anyone who enjoys deadpan humor and clothing that feels like it’s already been lived in.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear - Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and vintage texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit - Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability - Sizes S–4XL (select partners) and 58 color choices; sewn-in label
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
